..is "Lighten Up, Morrissey" by Sparks. After a few listens to Exotic Creatures Of The Deep, this song is on it's way to garnering as many replays as that "Metaphor" tune from their last album.
I got comparisons coming out my ears
And she never can hit the pause
If only Morrissey weren't so Morrissey-esque
She might overlook my flaws
Searching the google for the lyrics to this song, I discovered an ad for Moz's show last year at John Ascuaga's Nugget in Sparks, NV.
I wonder if Sparks have ever played a show in Sparks? Another winner from Exotic Creatures (based on the title alone) is "I Can't Believe That You Would Fall for All the Crap in This Song".